LIMITED EDITION
SCOTTY BOXA:
DIGITAL ADVENTURER ACTION FIGURE

Introducing the most unnecessary collectible you’ll absolutely want ,  the Scotty Boxa: Digital Adventurer Action Figure. Molded in miniature perfection, this pocket-sized chaos coordinator is fully equipped for life on the digital road… minus the bad GPS directions.

Only 50 exist in the entire multiverse, and we’re not making more, mostly because we ran out of mini beer cans and patience. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love weird shelf décor, this is your chance to own a piece of Boxa history before it ends up in a museum, or a landfill. Probably both.

POP! Cheers Mate – Scotty Boxa Vinyl Figure

#01 in the series that definitely doesn’t exist (yet). Comes with:

  • Oversized ego, oversized glasses

  • Cheers Mate tee

  • Smiles for days

  • Zero articulation, 100% charm

$24.95
Because you can’t put a price on greatness… but we did anyway.

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Scotty Boxa Action Figure

Authentic Adventure Loadout

• A tiny white van (home, office, chaos engine)
• BBQ tongs & bottle of mystery sauce (aka “fuel”)
• Beer can, permanently full
• Laptop and phone for digital emergencies or TikTok scrolling
• Copy of Travel Fails & Epic Tails — his bestselling book
• Signature black BOXA duffle bag (contents unknown)
• Signature smirk included
• Wearing the classic BOXA tee — wrinkle-free, unlike his travel plans
• Engineered to stand upright even after 3 beers and a bad decision

Packaging Worthy of a Shrine
Encased in a “DIGITAL ADVENTURER” blister pack with battle-worn corners, as if it’s already survived the glove box of a 2005 campervan.

$24.95
Because you can’t put a price on greatness… but we did anyway.

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Sorry, it’s already sold out.*

*Just kidding. It was never in stock to begin with.
APRIL FOOLS!

The book is real tho .. you can buy it here